Lighthouse [part 2]

+++ APRIL +++

(pamean, pamin, pahmhen, pamen, paminta)

(Virtual Insanity: Blake Lewis : 02:01:01 PM : Thursday)

STEVE: yun na yun?

DANIEL: —grunts—

STEVE: ba’t di mo siya dinala sa mga “minibreaks” dyan sa Makati?

DANIEL: —grunts—

STEVE: tawag ng Hotel ni Paris sa Shorttime, syempre, pasossy, ganoon na ang tawag ngayon sa short time.

DANIEL: pero tutungo rin sa tunay na meaning… (grunts)

STEVE: Sa whats the GP?

DANIEL: GP?

STEVE: Game Plan…

DANIEL: Great, now you’re speaking in Initials.

STEVE: Its time-saving man, its like Day-light Saving…

DANIEL: but enough time to waste just to define them…duh…

STEVE: GP!

DANIEL: Game Plan?

STEVE: Good Point!

(When the Stars go Blue: Blake Lewis : 03:32:59 PM : Thursday)

STEVE: American Idol & sucks bigtime, Di man lang Kumasa sa Grade five at you don’t know who’s Gay , Straight or taken, Di ba Big Brother?

DANIEL: —grunts—…yes bigtime…

STEVE: Si Tetet yun ah… kaway ka dali…

DANIEL: Kaway…

STEVE: She’s Hot Pre, you didn’t that part?

DANIEL: Magastos yan pre, from head to toe, You should invest something just to keep her

STEVE: Well let me see… Big Bag by Alexander Mcqueen by Louis Vuitton, Gucci Morphed Aviator Shades, Van Der Chunky Big necklaces. That’s quite a fortune man…but dude, look at her, she’s a walking art gallery, direct from Paris.

DANIEL: and Direct from your credit card. Advice Dude, mayroon nang ganyan sa Divisoria even before makarating ang mga orig niyan sa connecting flight nila sa Bangkok.

STEVE: Now that’s latest, pero pati Philip Traecy Crazy hat she’s wearing?

DANIEL: siguro hindi, si Tessa prieto lang naman ang me angas na magsuot niyan kahit sa Libing no…

STEVE: —cough badly—

DANIEL: ok ka lang bro…

STEVE: ok lang, nasamid lang ako… —cough, cough,cough—- remind me na papansinin ko mamya yang hot chick sa elevator ha…

DANIEL: where’s the chick?

STEVE: hot chick at six o’ clock man…

DANIEL: (Sabay lingon…)

(This is my now: Blake Lewis : 04:01:11 PM : Thursday)

STEVE: Like your shirt man… reminds me of 50’s though

DANIEL: thanks, I got it somewhere, Uso nanaman pala ang Stenography art na pinauso ni Ian Hamilton Finlay

STEVE: Where did you get those facts man!

DANIEL: ala lang, nahook lang ako sa designs…speaking of Designs… asan na ang Tatoo mo?

STEVE: well like the recent Republicans, im going to be a Mormon, Mormonism is in yo… bawal ang Tatoo sabi ng chick sa bible study..

DANIEL: GOOD LORD, PLEASE SPARE HIS SOUL!!!

(Somewhere only we know : Blake Lewis : 04:02:17 PM : Thursday)

STEVE: (Talking to his LG ViewTy Camera Phone… spend five minutes and turned it off)

DANIEL: —grunts—…

STEVE: Some credit card company man, they’re forcing me to pay my debts…

DANIEL: Ingat ka dyan bro… baka makulong ka

STEVE: DontchaworryPre! Edi magloan sa ibang credit card para mabayaran ang utang, that’s the trend bro…and beside, pardon is in the air.

DANIEL: tsk.tsk. kaw kasi, masyado kang nahook sa NFL , di ka makuntento sa kakapanuod sa cable, kailangan mo pa bumili ng merchandise nila.

STEVE: That’s my weakness pre. By the way, I brought a New England Patriot Golf Caddy

DANIEL: yan ka nanaman, dude.

STEVE: but its on sale…

DANIEL: how much?

STEVE: —cough badly— 9 thousand gran? Hehehe. Not bad..

DANIEL: sale ba yun? By the way, pahiram naman ng something na pwede kong mapaglibangan, I just finished Paulo Choelo’s “Veronika Decides to Die”

STEVE: sure, punta ka sa bahay, subukan nating laruin ang Nintendo Wii ko.

DANIEL: what? How about that PSP combo? Or that Nintendo Gamecube 2 and Xbox Prenium you brought a month ago.

STEVE: nakakasawa kasi dude, my fingers are too tired doing the same thing over and over again, its time to shake this booty man..

DANIEL: gross dude…that’s so gay man…

STEVE: masyado tong CHUMORVA…

DANIEL: huh?— ikaw ba yan pre?

STEVE: hehehe, I just read it , some gay magazines…you know…exploring…

DANIEL: ok…?

STEVE: so punta ka? Pick a game, there’s Kingdom under Fire: Circkle of Doom for my Xbox, Harvey Birdman:Attorney in Law for PS2 and the freakin PSP, or just contented with the Wii Zapper?

DANIEL: wala ka bang Paraparadance paradise dyan?

STEVE: meron ako…yun ba yung parang dance revo pero damay buong katawan? Maganda exercise yun dude.

DANIEL: ok…

STEVE: so expect your booty there?

DANIEL: what? (looked at Steve anxiously then raise his shirt) does this body makes me…

STEVE: sexy? …I mean intimidating?

DANIEL: (pulled his shirt back on0 gotta go…(sabay karipas ng takbo)

STEVE: that was fast…5KM isn’t bad at all (sabay tingin sa bagong Swatch yerar of the Rat watch)

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