Posts tagged “Canned Thoughts

CANNED THOUGHTS no.4 : Falling For The First Time

I’m so cool, too bad I’m a loser
I’m so smart, too bad I can’t get anything figured out
I’m so brave, too bad I’m a baby
I’m so fly, that’s probably why it feels just like I’m falling for the first time

I’m so green, it’s really amazing
I’m so clean, too bad I can’t get all the dirt off of me.
I’m so sane, it’s driving me crazy
It’s so strange, I can’t believe it feels just like I’m falling for the first time

I’m so chill, no wonder it’s freezing
I’m so still, I just can’t keep my fingers out of anything
I’m so thrilled to finally be failing
I’m so done, turn me over cause it feels just like I’m falling for the first time

Anything plain can be lovely, anything loved can be lost
Maybe I lost my direction, what if our love is the cost?
Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost
Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost
What if I lost my direction? What if I lost sense of time?
What if I nursed this infection? Maybe the worst is behind

Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost
Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost
What if I lost my direction? What if I lost sense of time?
What if I nursed this infection? Maybe the worst is behind

…It feels just like I’m falling for the first time


CANNED THOUGHTS no.3 : The Gym Animals (which one are you?)

Photos from our Batangas Trip made me realized how odd my body structure is. Having a beer belly but jolted with normal sized arms, they should be fatty too, not the other way around. Me ex saw my pics and God, she won’t stop teasing me all day, pointing at my confidence to belt out my body in public… (good thing we broke up earlier hehehe, peace!)

Anyway, she dragged me to the nearest mall to inquire about gym enrollments, and it wasn’t easy!

Things you must consider were the package, “bring a buddy” feature, locker rooms, shower rooms, equipments, and a lot more.

We ended up enrolling to this gym (name withheld), our basis, number of customers.

This Gym is like a safari, full of Gym animals sweating out to achieve their dream bods (or in some case, to get the mobile number of those they dream of…heheheh)

Here are some Gym Animals we got a chance to caught inside the parameters of the sweat factory.:

The Gym Bunnies – They come in every effin’ day in lycra leotards. They hop around the gym from one machine to another without ever finishing a routine. Hop, hop hop!

The Gym Gorillaz – Bulky, hairy, and cast a huuuuge shadow behind ‘em. Their color ranges from deep red to Kiwi dark-brown shoe polish.

The Meerkats – They stretch their necks and stick their heads out whenever a gorgeous guy comes in.

The Hyenas – They chat, chuckle, laugh, chat some more and chat, chat, chat to eternity. If hunting rifles are allowed, I’ll take them down first.

The Parrots – Same as the Hyenas but wears fantabulously outrageous gym outfits made in China.

The Gym Crocs – Creatures who never leave a machine and stay there all day as if they own it. They will be the next ones to go after the Hyenas, I tell you.

The Wet Dogs – They always leave the machine wet for the next user. I don’t understand how they sweat so much! Argh!

The Guard Dogs – They bark and woof on the last 3 reps. There’s also a hybrid of this mixed with Gorillaz.

The Giraffes – Tall, gorgeous, painfully beautiful creatures who are so into themselves. Usually found on the machines closest to the mirror wall.

The Hippos – Unbelievably huge creatures but rarely visible. They are found under the bubbles of the Jacuzzi with their noses just above the water.

The Gila Monsters – Huge, ferocious lizards usually found in the sauna all day. They never leave!

The Skunk – They come to the gym oozing with irritating AXE cologne sprayed all over. These creatures DON’t understand! Get away from me! G E T A W A Y !

The Chicken – A creature with massive chest and throbbing arms complete with toothpick legs.

The Kapibara – Fat, amphibious rats usually found “basking” in the area between the shower and the locker room.

The Hamsters – Creatures running all day on the threadmill and go straight to the snack bar afterwards.

Any gym creatures you spotted lately?

Another idea on the side : whatchathink?! : what if all treadmills and other gym equipments are installed with chips or attached in to a turbine of an energy plant? can you imagine how many cities can be powered by combining all the kinetic energy generated by the gym buffs all over the PH?…think again….)

(ps: for the love of God, please dont make me post hubad pics..its for your own good haha)

Well that’s for now…

So Till then and Godspeed 😀

 


CANNED THOUGHTS no.2 : Mini What-ifs

Ugh. Writer’s Block. Napaka ironic talaga ang mga pagkakataon na wala kang maisulat sa mga assignment, thesis, articles na kailangan tapusin pero halos sumabog na ang utak sa mga ideyang di naman kailangan, bigla nalang nanganganak at gagawin kang baliw sa kakakontrol na masupress ito at bumalik sa katinuan.

Minsan kahit ako nawiwirduhan sa mga senaryong , mga what-ifs na naiisip sa gitna ng paggawa ng assignment. ‘Di ko  alam kung ako lang ba ang nakakaisip ng mga ito o meron pang isang baliw sa mundong ito na kapareho ko ng what-ifs. (sana chicks, baka sya na ang Da One..hehe pbb teens lang peg)

10. Anu kaya ang lasa (kung pa deep : pakiramdam)  pag tinimpla ko sa kumukulong tubig ang isang Litro pack Tang orange Juice?

9. Paano humatsing ang mga manok? what if makikita ako ng isa? kumpleto na ba buhay ko? hehe

8. totoo kaya na chicks na rin ang gusto ni pers lab? patay! (anyare?)

7. What if naimbento ko ang time travelling, pumunta ako sa something something BC, i-claim ang China and some parts of Europe, rearrange history, leave some notes sa plastic bag  all over , na may details about Philippines owning these places. Para pag nadiscover at napacarbon dated edi atin na ang China haha…lagay ko narin ang link ng blog na ‘to baka sakaling sumikat hehe

6. Kung maaabduct man ako ng aliens, bakit?

5. Kung may bahid man ng katotohanan  ang number 8, ano kaya ang type nia? parehas kaya kami…hmmmm…hot hot hot

4. What if mapalanunan ko ang biggest Lotto Jackpot? Magiging masaya kaya ako?

3. What if maging totoo ang space jeepneys?

2. What if nakuha ko ang number ni TAGCOM Crush at pinursue ko? Dilema parin ba si pers lab?

1. What if ‘di ko sinasayang ang oras ko kakaisip ng entry rito bagkus magconcentrate sa sa sinusulat kong project, may lalabas kaya? hihinto kaya ‘tong writers block?

Writer’s Block…..Naalala ko tuloy ang sabi Master Ricky Lee sa kanyang librong “Trip to Quiapo” :

 

“Maraming baguhang writer ang laging nagtatanong  —paano kung wala ka sa mood (magsulat)? Nakakapagsulat ka pa rin ba? Saan nanggagaling ang inspirasyon mo?

Baligtad yata. Sa halip na magsulat ka kapag nasa mood ka, dapat yata ay magsulat ka para mapunta ka sa mood. Ikaw ang mag-iinduce ng mood. Ikaw ang gagawa ng mood.

Pagod na pagod ka. wala ka sa mood. Maraming Problema. irritable ka.

maupo ka sa harap ng computer at magsulat ka. Sa simula ay physical level lang , puro technique. Pero darating ang oras na makakalimutan mo pati sarili mo.

Hihigupin ka ng sinusulat mo. Nasa mood ka na.

Eventually it is writing that is going to help you get by in life, to make you feel good. rather than the opposite, na pag maganda ang mood moo ang buhay saka ka magsusulat.

(iba talaga pag nabloblock ang isip sa pagsusulat ng project, kung anu-ano ang nasusulat? haist, pangalawang beses na ‘to….)

So that’s for now guys.

So Till Then and Godbless :D


CANNED THOUGHTS no.1 : Space Jeepneys

IDEA :

Laser Beam sa bawat Jeepney

REASONS :

10. Masaya ang byahe, lalo na kung warfreak si manong driver, parang nasa POV ka lang ng GTA o Sega archade game

9. Pantanggal amats sa mga bumibyaheng lasheng

8. Masayang pakinggan ang “Pit-piw!” sound effects lalo na kung triggerhappy si manong drayber sa bawat mang oovertake sa kanya

7. Pantanggal umay sa isa o dalwang oras ng byahe

6. Di na kailangan gumawi sa MOA para sa lightshow.

5. Pag ‘di sapat ang jeje playlist ni manong drayber. (utang na loob, ang justin bibe!), gayun din kung nabobore ka na sa sarili mong playlist.

4. Pag hindi rin sapat para maaliw ang design sa loob ng jeepney. sa mga anime rip-off na i-airbrush, mga danggling dice at stuffed toys (ukay-ukay lang ang peg?). Sige, subukan mong titigan ang  medyo magrasang “basta drayber, sewwt lover” sticker, tignan natin kung maeentertain ka.

3. Pwedeng i-consider as main attraction laban sa kanilang competitor na aircon buses. san ka sasakay? sa de aircon na bus na di nagpapalit ng bala ng DVD sa loob ng limang taon? o sa jeepney na open kung saan dama mo ang dampi ng hangin (at alikabok) sa iyong mukha, ang jeep na maingay at tila disco sa loob sa dami ng kulay ng ilaw at borloloy (bouncer nalang ang kulang), ang jeepney na kung makabanking sa kahabaan ng Marikina-Cubao-Sta.Mesa  eh akal mo alang bukas?, ang jeep na may laser beams?

2. Para lahat ay magbabayad,  may takot at magiging magalang kay manong, malay mo biglang tirahin ka sa likod ni manong, crispy kang dadating sa iyong destinasyon

1. Para higit sa lahat, Para di hassle sa umaga, lahat automatic na laging barya lang sa umaga, 😀

(iba talaga pag nabloblock ang isip sa pagsusulat ng thesis, kung anu-ano ang nasusulat? haist)

So that’s for now guys.

So Till Then and Godbless 😀